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The Intel Core Ultra 9 285K. Just rolls off the tongue, doesn´t it, immedialy and intuitively communicating the varied and undeniable virtues of intel’s latest top -rung pc processor. Well, perhaps not for much long. ACCORDING TO REPORT ON OREGON LIVEIntel is About to Defenestrate An Undisclosed Number of Marketing Employees in Favor of Retaining The Consultancy Firm Accenture, Which Apparently Plans To Use Ai To Generat Intel’s Marketing.
WHETHER THESE PURPORTED LAY OFFS ARE PART OF Intel’s Previously Stated Plans to Trim Staffor if this Latest Cull Means That the Company is Shrinking It Head Count Even Further, Isn’t Clear.
“The Transition of Our Marketing and Operations Functions Will Result in Significant Changes to Team Structures, Including Potential Headcount Reductions, With Only Lean Teams Remaining,” Intel Told Employees in a Notice Description ITs Plans. The Oregonian/Oregonlive Reviewed a Copy of the Material, “Intel Said in a Memo To Staff, According to Oregon Live.
Intel Hasn’t Said Exactly How Many Jobs Will Be Lost. But the Company Did Signal That Accenture’s Use of Ai Was a Key Motivating Factor in Outsourcing Some Marketing Activities.
“We Are Partnering with Accenture to Leverage Ai-Driven Technologies with the Goals of Moving Foss, Simplifying Processes and Reflecting Best Practices, While Also Managing Our Spending,” Intel Reportedly Said, Adding, “Ai Can Help US Analyze Large Amounts of Information Foss, Automate ROUTINE TASKS, Personalize Customer Experiences, and Make Smarter Business Decisions. “
This is all said to be in response to a perception that intel has becomed to the sluggish and dim-witted. “We Have Received Feedback That Our DECISION-MAKING IS TOO SLOW, OUR PROGRAMS ARE TOO COMPLEX, AND OUR COMPETITRATORS ARE MOVING FASTER,” THE NOTE TO INTEL EMELYEES SAID.
TO Add Insult to Injury, It’s Claimed Some Existing Intel Staff Will Be Asked To Train Their Replacements at Accenture Before Departure.
Just for a bit of fun, and perhaps as a sneak peek into what we might expect in future from intel, i asked Deepseek To Rebrand Intel’s Current Desktop PC Processor Product, The Aforementioned 285K.
ITS TOP Suggostion? The Intel Titan X. “Why? ‘Titan’ Suggesss Unmatched Strength and Dominance, While ‘X’ Implies Extreme Performance. Clean, Bold, and Instantly Recognisable (Whithout Being Overussed Like” Ultra “),” DeepSek Said, IMMEDIATYLY THROWING SHADE on Intel’s Existing Branding.
Oh Well, Whatever Accenture and ITS Silicon Servants Come up with, it probably won´t be any work Than the baffling alphanumeric mashups that currently pass for processor product names at intel.
